Hormone hell.
Misty's Mood Monitor: April 8, 2005 Countdown to Homicidal Insanity 6:30-8:20 a.m.: Giggly and silly. 8:20- 11:00 a.m.: Blank and dazed. 11:00-11:05: Mildly repentant. (Damned Lactophenol Cotton Blue reagent) 11:05-1:00 p.m.: Wrathful, ready to pick fights. 1:15-2:00 p.m.: Blank and dazed. 2:00-now: I want to cry. DAMN if I don't need some Dong Quai, St. Johns Wort, or whatever the hell settles crazy psycho women's hormones. I feel like I'm going bat shit up in here. This BLOWS. Ugh. Just had to post for documentation purposes... you know... in case I really do nut up. That way the people in the white coats and the funny truck can see where the homicidal insanity began. Since all crazy people try to kill folks, I probably won't be any exception. Bring the Royal Box Cutter! If I'm somehow transported to the looney bin between now and Monday, *sniff* I want you to know that I love you all! *does a pirouette, a fierce Capoeira spin kick, and exits blowing kisses and doing the Miss America Wave*
1 Comments:
I'm still laughing from two posts ago. "pre-marital sex is the shit." that's so funny.
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