Them Damn Dungeon Blues

Man, I didn't leave here until 8:15 pm last night. SUCKED ASS. Looks like I'm in for more of the same tonight. I don't know what the hell is going on, but I wish it would stop. I'm losing weight by the second from all the running around I have to do here. And if you've seen me, you know I ain't got NO weight to spare. Blah. Anyways, I can't write much. I will say that I plan to unleash unholy anarchy in my house when I get home tonight. I came home last night, and I was so tired all I wanted to do was shower, eat some damn top ramen and take my ass to bed. But NOOO. It can never be that easy for me. My OG Gangsta Top Ramen Bowl was broke in the trash can. Some nigga (probably Junior) tried to hide it in the trash under some Kool-Aid packages, banana peels, and an ice cream container. But I saw that shit. I've been eating noodles outta that bowl for as long as I've been eating noodles, and now it's gone. That was the best bowl. It never got too hot to carry, the noodles never spilled out of it, and it was just my favorite bowl. It used to double as my Cinnamon Toast Crunch bowl on those days I'd feel like being civilized, and actually eating cereal the way it was meant to be eaten. Which didn't happen often, but still. That ain't the point. *sniff* I am taking a moment of silence for my OG Gangsta Top Ramen Bowl. You were the best bowl, homie. You will be missed, and your death will be avenged. I shall forever play Jeffrey Osbourn's Woo Woo song in your honor, since it was my favorite Top Ramen moment song. You never burnt my fingers when I carried you to the TV tray in the living room like them other janky ass bowls. You may be replaced this evening, but never forgotten. Thats cold shit. I wonder why everything I like in that house either gets eaten, broken, or lost. And then they wonder why I hide shit under my bed, lock it up and all that. Because black folks don't know how to treat other folks' stuff. And I might have taken it better if I hadn't been at work for over 12 hours. Ugh. Today is gonna suck. Lemme get started on the voyage to death and skinniness. I'm out.