Mayday on the front line

Man, I'm dyin over here. I don't even have time for a real update, and there has been quite a bit going on in the Imperial Kingdom of Mistyland. I do apologize to all the IC, Peasants, and suckas for my lack of time. And if you don't like that, then refer to the URL for clarification of my stance on ANYTHING you think or feel. Any questions??? Good. Shut up. Next order of business, Sucka. Basically my main reason for updating is to announce the launch of what has been promised for hella months and shit. Y'all know my dear friend Mr. Pimpin Panama Jackson of Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises, LLC (I don't know when he put that LLC shit on there, but whatever. I'm the macaroni masta, his thang is now an LLC). Anyways, yeah. His site is now up, thanks to my adopted Baby sis (Haaaay girl!!). And although the launch was completed on some serious CPT (LOL), the site will be updated regularly. They've promised me that. And so... I mandate you ALL go there now. I mean that shit. They've got a site monitor, I'm sure. So I'll know if you've been there or not. Also, keep my homie D in prayer. He was shot accross the street from me on Saturday night. He's doing well, but you know... being shot ain't no joke. That shit brought back Vietnam type flashbacks for my ass when I smelled that gunsmoke. I thought I was gonna pass the hell out. Anyway, I gotta get my slavin ass back to work. I shall be around shortly, I promise. With more tales of UB and how sexy he is, and how great I am, and how bad work sucks, etc. Later folks.