BLAH, bitches.
Cocotaso, this one's for you, LOL. Man. I'm tired. Beat up. Injured. Worn out. All I gotta say is, fucka air mattress. Fucka hardwood floor. Fucka briefcase, and the SUN that will blaze through the window even if I put a blanket up to it. And I have to work at the speed of light today so I can make it to UB's game this afternoon. See how supportive I am? So I gotta make this quick. *glaring over at Cocotaso* Aiight homie, you win. Since I don't have time, I'mma snitch on myself real quick like. In response to the comments made by Cocotaso in the last post, I'mma go ahead and out myself right now: I hit that. A gang of times, too. Like repeatedly. With all the extras. Whole bunch of times. I wore that nigga out. There. The ambiguity has ceased. My winning streak has ended. I held it down as long as I could, but damn. UB is too big, too fine, and he kissed too well, and shit... I couldn't take it anymore. I didn't stand a chance in the hottest of hells on that one. So now. Let your mind run free to the gutter, I shall no longer try and stop you. Her Imperial Majesty is hittin that on a regular basis. And you know what else? I don't give a shit, Ha Ha! Kiss My Ass, So What! *sigh* I know some of you may be disappointed in me. Let me tell you, I was disappointed in myself too, initially. I even tried to cut him back for that, but I hit withdrawls somethin' fierce. So I called up my local chapter of 3F (Fuck For Freedom, for those not in the know), reinstated my membership, and now, I'm in good standing. Eventually I will return to Dickaholics Anonymous, put myself back on that lonely celibate train wreck to Heaven. But not today. Not next week. Shit, probably not next month. I don't see myself leaving UB, so I guess... I'm never going back. Wow. That was liberating. Now Ossy. You have to guess no more, my Beloved Resident Rican. You can now rest knowing the truth, LOL. And now I wont have to personally administer the Imperial Execution Double 9 Style to you for trying to bust me out in my comments section. *hug* Well lemme get back to work. Later y'all.
posted by MiniMee at 8:56:00 AM
9 Comments:
"My nigga" (laughing)
-Detective Alonso Harris, Training Day
first of all, this is what i love about your blog. no holds barred with you! (like zues, remember that movie? lol) the lil line about "hittin a gang of times," was straight out of a house party flick.
now, the fact that you admitted it. i accepted a long time ago that you and UB boned. niggas just dont go giving out keys unless they gettin cheeks or straight losers. and u got a loser radar in u somewhere. im glad u let everybody else know. by the sounds of it, one(or both) of ya is beatin it right. holla
Tam: LOL... girl, he wasn't ready. Not in the slightest. But I'm definitely glad I gave "deep like" another chance. I would have missed a good thing if I'd passed on him in the beginning. Good thing God knows, because obviously I don't. I'd have screwed myself royally.
Cocotaso: LMAO... I love you man, I swear I have no clue what I'mma do with you, LOL. No holds barred is right. So let the record show that I was receiving perks before I handed over ass. Me giving him some was the fatality (you remember that ol' ass mortal kombat shit: FINISH HIM!). I don't wanna get into it like that, but yeah. He's beatin it right. ;-) I ain't mad at ol' UB, LOL.
lol whats your finishing move? the jokes i can come up with! so many! but in all of them, u'd be like "eeee i keeeee" in all of em lol
LMAO... No. He. Didn't! "Eeee-i-keee" is right, homie!! LOL! And I ain't revealing my secret moves... heffas out here don't need to have that info... all trying to be me, LOL. Shit man, y'all stopping me from workin. I'm leaving this alone for a minute, LOL
Good job. I'm proud of you. Even though you're probably lying, he probably wore YOUR ass out - you were out of practice!
Coco's comment is priceless - "niggas just dont go giving out keys unless they gettin cheeks or straight losers."
Well thank you Reef :-). Sheeiit... I never said I wasn't worn out... he handled that for real. Like I told him before I passed out, "you DID that shit, nigga." I'm not out of practice though. Just cause I wasn't getting any in the literal sense doesn't mean I wasn't getting any at all. I've been getting a considerable amount of practice by other means. *wink*
well be out then....lmao...nice post...
I'm too too dead @ 3F (fuck for freedom) you are too silly
and since i'm still shackled to the slow rolling celibate train to heaven.. i'll make sure nobody takes your window seat.. You'll be back..
reddy - www.blaquelight.com
lol..great post.
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