2/04/2005

Need some time...

Man, today is gonna be busy just like yesterday. But for real. I gotta say it. Nothing makes the day start off right like hearing, "Damn, you are SO sexy in the morning." My men of the IK, I want you to practice this. But you have to do it right. Put slight emphasis on the "Damn". Bite your lip a little bit. Then finish the sentence with added emphasis on "SO". Practice a few times. Get it right, get used to saying it. Now. Find your woman (not someone else's woman, you might get your ass whooped) or someone you like, and tell her that shit. Go make her day. Because I swear, as shitty as the day might turn out, I'mma hear that all day and know that my skinny ass is "SO sexy in the morning". F what 'cha heard. So go do that. All the women in the vicinity of my kingdom need to feel like I do right now. The Queen has mandated it, and y'all shall make it so. I'm going back to work now. Pray for me y'all.

2 Comments:

Blogger Ms. Audacity said...

The art of wordplay is lost on so many people. If they only realized the power of a simple sincere statement like that... We would be in trouble... LOL good luck with the day!

9:43 AM  
Blogger The G Perspective said...

Did you see that Damn Belizean after all (stern eyes looking)

2:25 PM  

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