Hmm.
Well since I'm still happy, there's nothing really to report. Other than I'm somehow managing to hold it down, marking a monumental stride to that ever-so-elusive 5th gold star. Go 'head, give a bitch a round of applause. *sick and insane applause here* Thank you, thank you. Being that he is SO damn gorgeous, kind, and sexy, this is indeed a serious feat of strength on my part. Because I can have him, and I know this for a mu'fuckin fact. It's soooo hard not to take advantage of my Ultimate and Insane Power over this man. You know how they'll look at you and snitch on themselves? Yeah. I got his ass. But I can't do anything to him. *sniff* Alas, I promised myself I wouldn't. I tell you the truth, it takes a lot out of me to keep the draws from flying off in his presence. I gotta literally hold 'em up and wear pants that are hard to remove. The kinda pants that discourage you from even going to the bathroom because you'll have to fight to get them off. And I wore un-cute panties too, in case the pants assault tactic didn't deter me sufficiently. Shit man, I gotta have mental warfare before I get to his place. So I had mental warfare the whole damn weekend and some of yesterday too. Therefore, I am exhausted. My attempts at celibacy are killing me slowly. I may have to endorse the movement of Three F, also known as Fuck For Freedom. I know, it sounds hella gutter, but they're really operating in my best interest here... I'm slowly becoming convinced. The President, Founder, CEO, and all that other shit over at Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises feels that it's a worthy cause. Contact him for more info, lol. Well I'm still happy and celibate (for now) despite the fact that I'm at work. This is truly a rare occurance. I command all of you to bask in the ambiance of my "not-quite-love-but-something-in-the-vicinity-of-severe-like". Because I could be mad tomorrow and summonsing niggas for Imperial Execution. So yeah. Thus is the mandate. Bask in my happiness, damn you! That is all. Carry on, peasants.
posted by MiniMee at 8:26:00 AM
7 Comments:
"I may have to endorse the movement of Three F, also known as Fuck For Freedom DAMN! ROFLMAO!!!! I can get down with this movement myself.
Berry: Man, I used to have a platinum membership with the movement before it was a movement... I was like the unofficial spokes-heffa. But then I became reformed. I'm gonna try to hold it down, but I may have to blow the dust off the membership card, lol.
Tam: I'm gonna try to keep this hellish celibacy going even if things progress with him. And naw, girl... he doesn't know. I've kept my nympho issues to myself. I don't want him to know all that yet. I'm trying to act like I got sense. If dudes know you're willing to give it up, they are more apt to make it hard to refuse. He's a good man, but he's still a man. And he wants me, LOL. I gotta be right here.
P: Tell you what, since I refreshed your memory, if you officialize it, I wanna be the like the chairwoman or something fresh like that. And you know you ain't got no faith in me, we already discussed that. But thanks anyway, lol.
i forgot why u call him UB... can u drop the knowledge?
fuck for freedom... does it pay to be the oppressor or oppressed?
Well, I call him UB because I was initially afraid he would bore the living shit outta me. But since he came through on our date, I dubbed him "The Un-Boring", or UB for short.
In regards to the most illustrious movement known as 3F, it is a win-win situation. But for the sake of the argument I'll say it pays to be the oppressed. I am oppressed because of my own sexual deprivation. Once I renew my good standing in the 3F, I will instantly become free and happy. Further details on this monumental revolution to come, I'm certain.
I'm glad that you are up beat...I'll keep you posted
It is good to see in high spirits. great blog..
Well thanks GC & THC... although you're nowhere NEAR as glad as I am :-) Trust me.
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