See, this is what you don't do
How to further infuritate Her Imperial Majesty: Lesson Number 12765. Okay, so I just posted here not too long ago. So what. My blog. Refer to my motto if you need assistance comprehending that fact. Anyways, I'm pissed off again. People won't stay outta my business. So I have an illicit coffeepot in here. I keep it in the drawer. I don't feel like walking all the way to the damn front to get me some water for my tea (unless of course it's break time for production and the super sexy men are there. But I ain't talking about them today). So I bought me some bottled water and I brew that shit in my drawer. So some big mouth found out about it, and now people are asking me for tea and coffee because they don't like the coffee in the main office. I'm so pissed. These asses are gonna get me in trouble. If I get in trouble over this, I'm kickin someone's ass. To hell with being the number one suspect for "workplace violence". I'm so pissed off I don't know what to do. These fools are calling me on my extension talkin about, "so I heard you have tea instead of coffee." WTF? Don't you accounting freaks have anything better to do? Did you not get the memo that I don't like any of you? Ugh. Makes me sick. I'm going back to work. This is not a good day.
7 Comments:
chill out homie...don't let the mafia get to you like that. Put that Anita back on and just relax. Errthang is errthang.
why cant u have a coffee pot? isnt that like a staple of the working world office (i havent had a real job since 2001, things may have changed)
i just realized what i said... i wanna say that im not a bum ass mofo. but i am. the reason i aint have a real job is bc of school. i dont work and i get that financial aide taken care of(i dont consider work study isnt a real job)
cheap mofos need to buy their own! Why are accounting people so cheap?!
Watch out now Queenie.. you're goinna be charging a quarter a brewed cup, and run a bootleg star.buc.ks out of your desk drawer..
Reddy - www.blaquelight.com
J: Man homie, you know I try to stay calm up in here, LOL. It ain't easy though.
Monday: Uhhh... some bootleg cheap ass one. I really dont think it has a name.
OC: Man, I know ALL about work study and college. You do the damn thang however you can. And financial aid is lovely when they can get it right. LMU screwed me as a religious observance or something.
Reddy: Girl don't let Panama hear you say anything about me and the St.ar.buc.ks (or the Man as far as he's concerned), he'll banish my ass, LOL. But I ain't sellin these fools nothin. They'd better get the hell away from me with all that.
Anon: I'll never get them accounting people. They have no lives, and I really think they want the Black woman (me) to like them. So they bug me to death, making me dislike them even more. Go figure.
LOL, a coffeepot in your drawer! that is tooo funny. i can't believe you brew coffee/tea in your drawer. Whoo-hoo
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