I'm in TROUBLE...

Dammit, it is SUCH a good day today. I mean, it's the best morning ever. First of all, I haven't done any work. I've been too busy crackin up at Black folks' expense. Matter of fact, in the words of the Still-Imperial, But-Not-So-Almighty-Anymore Music Consultant Guru Guy, I'mma "Share the Love". If you haven't done so yet, I give you the royal permission to leave my blog right now and go to Panama's, Leon's, and Ted's. I swear... they need the Lawd like none other. Now why is it such a good day? When everyday usually starts off with me doing no work and reading blogs? I shall tell you why. Because. There are now 3 sexy Black men working at my job. THREE! And I have seen all three. At the same time. And they saw me. And I have my hair done. And I actually woke up in time to put make-up on this morning (which I gotta wash off before I start actually working, but so what). So I look super cute. And I got a hug from Dion. Yes dammit, envy me. Dion aint the only sexy worker man anymore... now there's Chris and Bobby. All gathered around the water cooler when I went to go make my tea. Chris put the water in my cup for me. Standin there all beautiful and tired, callin me "li'l mama" and "Ms. Lady" even though my name is on my lab coat, smiling at me, wearin them hard hats and dusty ass uniforms. Dusty ass work boots on, smelling like the Cinnamon they had to grind and mill this morning. Like sexy breakfast or something. Three giant, sexy, cinnamon sticks. These niggas look like Jaheim sounds. Lawd hammercy. Just think the first verse of "Put That Woman First", or my personal favorite, "Backtight".. shit anything offa the "Still Ghetto" CD. All hood yet sensitive (once he messed up, but that's neither here nor there). Perfect, I tell you. Just... *sigh* I'm outta words. I am madly in lust with all three of their well over six-feet-tall asses. I am taking my ass right back out to the production floor when I finish this. I'mma just walk around with my audit folder, and play like I'm auditing their area. And what is ultra sexy is, all three of the fine ass mo fo's work in the same damn area! All that fineness in one place! I don't think I can handle it, man. I may just pass out in the presence of such muscular sexiness stuffed into them uniforms. Dion is light, Chris is all dark and sexy, and Bobby is about my shade of brown. Too much love, man. Just too much. I think I need to just quit being so OCD about my life and make one of them my baby daddy. Shit, I'll probably never get married anyway, so what the hell. But it's too hard to pick one, so I guess that wont work either. Ahh, it is almost their break time. I'm gonna go be cute and stalkalistic for a while. Ain't no mandate today... it's too good of a day. Just go do what cha do. And do it 'til you're satisfied. I'm out.