If anyone knows
... how to stop loving someone, please, PLEASE let me know as soon as possible. I hereby declare the following: Lunch ain't love. Lunch is love no more, nor will it ever be again, y'all. I wanna go home.
posted by MiniMee at 12:25:00 PM
2 Comments:
... several ways actually:
1) find someone else to love ... recommended
2) start hating the one you loved ... can end up needing medication and a good lawyer.
3) take up religion, blame yourself and wallow in self pity ... very popular but I'm not sure why?
4) eat lots of chocolate and put on lots of weight, then go to the gym and follow 1).
5) get a pet ... dog for real loyalty, cat for pseudo loyalty but nice cuddles.
6) love is over rated, make more friends
7) Do not waste any more of your life by dwelling on it, treat yourself to presents, flowers, trips out, even plan and take a holiday abroad.
Good luck and you'll be out of love in no time at all!.
LMAO... now those are some good ways. I'm sure there's at least three I can employ post-haste. Good looking out LE!
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