Could someone tell me...

why Negroes in prison always wanna hand out demands, like they Don Corleone or something? Damn. Don't get me wrong, I love my play-brother, for reals. But how can he assume that I can get on the internet and find him a woman? Personally the thought of being with someone who has no chance in the hottest of hells to get out before he's 48 doesn't appeal to me. I know some sista's dig that jailhouse love though, so if thats you, get at me. My big brother seems to think I've got a magic ability to make females think he's all magnificent. I don't know how I'm supposed to do that. I mean, he's ultra sweet, true enough. But part of being someone's boyfriend is being available, not all the way in Mexicali when you want chicks from the hood. Heffas cars ain't that reliable, man! See, when he first went in, I was in college and I hooked him up with a couple of pen pals. But he was declaring himself Mus.lim then, so it was easy to find some females into that. But after ni.ne-ele.ven he decided he wasn't gonna be that anymore, so he's back to just 'Tay from the block. Anyway, thus is my mission. I didn't accept it via letter, just yet. But this going to be my little plug for my play-brother. I know all kindsa folks slide thru here without saying anything, so if any of you broads out there dig men in maximum security prisons, holla at me and I'll hook you up with his info. There. Now he can't say I didn't try. Onto more pressing matters in the Kingdom: I'm looking forward to another lovely day. Not too much work, no threatening emails telling me that I have a lot of work coming in, nothing. Moms is home (today is her Free Friday. I wish I worked for LA County) so I know snacks will be present when I arrive home. Good snacks too, not just Top Ramen. I just thought of something really horrible. I might be just as bored today as I was yesterday. I think I'm gonna go home early though, to hell with staying here losing my mind like yesterday. But so far, today is looking good. I hope it's looking as sexy for y'all as it is for me. Well lemme go work for an itty-bitty baby minute. I've got to space the work out so I can have something to do later on. So bye for right now.