Shut up already!

Okay, this isn't shaping up to be a very good day, and it's only 10 something. I may have to put in an S.O.S. to Junior, because I think I caught her PMS. And my brother is the only one who can save (read: bribe) me with snacks, since he's on vacation and momma isn't. Spoiled much? I can't remember the last time I felt like being so rude to my co-workers. I don't even want them to talk outside of my door, let alone come up in here w/ they mess. So since I can't really yell at them here, I'll yell on my blog. So 'scuse me for a sec as I have a virtual hissy fit. *clears throat, taps on mic*

The Imperial Kingdom is Pleased to Present: Madame Monarch MiniMee-MistyMarie, starring in the KMA rendition of the

Angry Black Chick Movement (Circa 1997 to Present)

Performance includes the classics:

SHUT THE HELL UP! NO ONE GIVES A FLAMING HOT DAMN! KISS MY ASS AND GO AWAY! I. DONT. CARE!!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! SO WHAT??? GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DOOR! YOU BET' NOT WALK YO' ASS UP IN HERE! YOUR BREATH IS STANKIN! GET OUTTA MY FACE WIT 'CHA STANK BREATH! GO FIND SOMEONE WHO GIVES A DAMN, BECAUSE THAT PERSON AIN'T ME!

This Performance is subject to repeat many times, so you'll never miss it! YAY! Check your newspaper and Freeway Amber Alerts for local listings or call 1-877-KMA-SOWT for ticket info.

Wow, I feel a little better, only because it's funny to see my anger written out. Yeah, I'm a little crazy. But you like it. So does my counselor. You know, I could really throw a fit up in here, but then I'll be suspect for workplace violence, and since we just had a mandatory meeting on violence in the workplace, one of these old Chinese dudes will report me as sure as I'm Black and breathing. I'll be safer requesting PMS candy & snack emergency drop-offs from my brother. Lemme go chirp him now. And I'm out. BLAH.