And the wackness ensues...

Trumpets blare as the sun rises over the CPT. We find our pretty little Neighborhood Queen sleeping soundly in her favorite satin cap to protect the Royal Straw Set. As we survey her Imperial Kingdom, she showers and prepares for her exciting day (like I'mma tell you about my shower time, you perv!). All fresh and ready, the Imperial Musicians Kanye West and Do or Die prepare to play, and the 260 Blue and Black horses that pull her Chariot are hitched and prepared. As the Queen is seated in her Chariot, children dance and celebrate in the street, for this is the most Sacred Day on the Westside of the West Coast (and they ass is on summer vacation). Kanye leads the Musicians in their renditions of "Latest, Greatest, Inspiration" as Her Imperial Majesty pulls off. Birds sing, peasants throw themselves onto her Chariot. Eventually she reaches her destination as her musicians play her out of the Chariot. She regally strides into the place, and is seated with an air of triumph...

At my stankin' ass mu'fuckin desk.

And as the title states, the wackness has ensued... big time.

To all who wished the Queen a happy International and Global Thank God Misty Was Born Today-Day, the Queen thanks you. It makes this crap-ass day that much better. Do you know that right this very minute folks are partying and cuttin a fool, and I'm here at work? Wow. Sucks to be me, don't it? Last year I wasn't at work, I was at Magic Mountain, CUTTING A DAMN FOOL. Then the next day I was at the House of Blues with the Illustrious Raphael Saadiq and friends. One of them friends being me. This year? B-L-A-H. I'm not gonna think about it. As a matter of fact lemme actually go do some work... instead of party, because, you know... that's for everyone else to do on my birthday, obviously. Matter of fact, that will be my benevolent mandate for the day.

I hereby mandate that all Citizens of the Imperial Kingdom party and act a damn fool in my honor, since I absolutely cannot. That is all. The Queen has mandated it, and it shall be so.

Aiight y'all, I'm out.