Oh no...

They're back!

The rive.rdance midgets have returned solely for the reason of doing me bodily harm at levels beyond your wildest comprehension.

This wasn't supposed to happen for another week. Oh cruel, cruel fate. They snuck up on me, evil bastards.

They're tap.danc.ing away as I type. I will be rendered motionless and wrent assunder in a matter of seconds... these may very well be my last words... so I'd better make it good...

Kiss my ass, all y'all.

*last breath*