Ditch Day 2004

This is a special day here in the Imperial Kingdom...

Because I am not at work.

Yes that is correct subjects, I am officially ditching work today. The infamous un-colored ones are officially on my last nerve. So I shook for today. Usually I have a damn good reason for missing work. Today? Hell naw. I just hate them. So I'm showered, in a new set of pajamas, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and remote in hand. Screw the oppressors! The Queen is victorious, crackas!

Anyway, Father's Day was decent. I sacrificed my own happiness and sanctification to go to church w/ Pops (yeah, we go to different churches. I like mine better). He was happy about it. Then I had the perfect reason to leave early. So with Junior as my willing accomplice, we shot over to the ever-so-wack Carson Hall (er... mall) to the Game Quest store and bought him three PS2 games. Then we had a good ass dinner. So it was all good. Even though I didn't get to see the King-of-Deacon's son. There's always next Sunday.

Well my subjects, The cereal and Spongebob Squarepants calleth. Back to work... all of you (but not me, LMAO)! I have mandated it, and it shall be so.

*pops collar on royal pajamas and flips remote*