Memorial Day 2004: Celibacy, The Lakers, The -ITIS

sans MUDBUTT, of course.

Since I'm still sleepy I'm not going to write much about today. Plus I have to go to work tomorrow, so I need to be somewhere near the bed anyhow.

The Celibacy

This sucks. Basically thats all I can say about it. I got up, showered, put on my Neighborhood Queen attire, and went to the store w/ moms. My cell phone(s) are ringing so much it pisses my momma off. But I can deal with them. But here is the worst part. Now usually nothing goes down at the store. But this time I ran into one of the best "buddies" I ever had. He moved away a couple of years back, thus ended the arrangements. Fine as all kinds of hell. Everything on him was tight. Perfect, unattached "understanding" ending way too soon due to relocation. But now, this nigga has moved back to Southern Cali. He wants to kick it. But Jesus says "NO".

I am depressed.

The Lakers

Now due to Black folks syndrome I missed 3 quarters of the game. However, I did wake up for the most crucial moment... when they WON NIGGA! HA! I ain't even gotta say nothing else. Its good to be a Laker Fan.

The -ITIS

I ate so much I wanted to die. Not to mention a little drankie-drank. But instead of dying, I passed out. Like I previously stated, the Queen missed the first 3 quarters of the sacred Laker game. I had ribs, chicken, potato salad, baked beans, macaroni and cheese (of course, act like you know), chips, sodas, hot link sandwiches, and some other stuff... oh yeah, and watermelon. So yeah, I wanted to die. But I slept most of it off, got up, watched the (end of the) game, ate some more, and now here I am. I'm about to pass out again, for the record. But I had to talk shit (albeit only a little) on behalf of the Lakers. I can't say much more... too full to live. So I'm out. Time for bed, to hell with this.