Aiight, I take (some of) it back.

In light of something that just happened, I am repentant for my evil and skanless ways.

Well some of them anyway. I just got offered a job, starting out at what it would take me a hot 2 years to work my salary up to on this job. So I need to be nice, because God don't help meanies, and I need Him to step in for a sista. This lack of meanness is gonna be extra hard though, because I'd say a good 90% of the people I encounter deserve the sarcasm and overall meanness I throw their way. I'm not scanless to those who dont deserve it. I'm very fair and just in my distribution of callousness. Its just that everyone deserves it! At least everyone up in here. But alas, I must digress. I'm going to be nice for the rest of the day. At least until I get on the 605 South. Everyone on that freeway around 2:35 p.m. is sent straight from the fiery depths, crevaces, and buttcracks of HELL. So needless to say, as far as my niceness goes... its pretty much downhill from there. And not to mention, in order to stop cussing, I have to quit talking altogether, in all forms. Including this thing. Lord forgive me, but I'm a cussin' fiend. Man. I dont think I'm gonna make it. Let me go snack. Can't cuss if my mouth is full.